Francis Bacon’s Guide to Blog Manners
Wise and clever science guru explains human frailty in discourse
Advises NAR staff how to manage Comments
Although the distinguished commentators here are renowned for their expert familiarity with the literature and history of the vexed issue we address, and for their informed and elegant posts in Comments, lately a few interchanges in Comments have grown a tad overheated, and words have been let loose which some participants may have later regretted.
So we placed a phone call to Heaven and asked to speak with famous Frank Bacon for his advice in managing this problem with respect to all concerned, since the participants are all superior in mind and knowledge to the NAR staff.
Although we were told by whoever answered – cute voice! – that Bacon was on the Web and too busy to talk to us just then, soon afterwards he called back and spoke to us as follows:
NAR: Milord Bacon, thank you for calling back. We would like to get right to the point. There is too much waffle in the Comments, especially by Truthseeker. Is there anything we can do about that?
Bacon: Some, in their discourse, desire rather commendation of wit, in being able to hold all arguments, than of judgment, in discerning what is true; as if it were a praise, to know what might be said, and not, what should be thought.
NAR: But can we do anything about it? OK, apparently not, we take it. But what about the posters who just have one axe to grind and don’t seem to have much else to say, even when it is pointed out more than once where they have gone wrong?
Bacon: Alas, some have certain common places, and themes, wherein they are good and want variety; which kind of poverty is for the most part tedious, and when it is once perceived, ridiculous.
NAR: Well, we certainly feel our hands are tied, because we have to be polite and helpful to encourage people to comment, otherwise what evidence is there that anybody thoughtful reads it?
Bacon: The honorablest part of talk, is to give the occasion; and again to moderate, and pass to somewhat else; for then a man leads the dance.
NAR: We’ll try to stay out of it, then, and just encourage interchange, especially with the benighted who question what we have already demonstrated. But should we try to stir the pot with a few jokes and personal stories?
Bacon: It is good, in discourse and speech of conversation, to vary and intermingle speech of the present occasion, with arguments, tales with reasons, asking of questions, with telling of opinions, and jest with earnest: for it is a dull thing to tire, and, as we say now, to jade, any thing too far.
NAR: Yes, it is easy to turn into a bore on this immovable topic. On the Web it is impossible to see the giveaway sign of eyes that glaze over like dead fish. We will try and follow your advice. But how about the cruel jokes? Some of the jibes seem to be rather sharp, especially from one distinguished poster?
Bacon: As for jest, there be certain things, which ought to be privileged from it; namely, religion, matters of state, great persons, any man’s present business of importance, and any case that deserveth pity.
NAR: So those who try and show they are superior by making cutting remarks should be curbed?
Bacon: Yet there be some, that think their wits have been asleep, except they dart out somewhat that is piquant, and to the quick. That is a vein which would be bridled:
Parce, puer, stimulis, et fortius utere loris.
NAR: Our Latin is a bit rusty but we take that to mean, Boy, go easy on the goad, and pull in the reins. So you think they should curb themselves, then? Try and be nicer?
Bacon: Generally, men ought to find the difference, between saltness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others’ memory.
NAR: You know, we have to admit we try to flatter people to see what they have to say when encouraged. We try to acknowledge and respect the qualifications and intelligence of the dunderheads who cannot take our point.
Bacon: He that questioneth much, shall learn much, and content much; but especially, if he apply his questions to the skill of the persons whom he asketh; for he shall give them occasion, to please themselves in speaking, and himself shall continually gather knowledge. But let his questions not be troublesome; for that is fit for a poser.
NAR: Of course, when we flatter them, we find they may talk too much!
Bacon: And let him be sure to leave other men, their turns to speak. Nay, if there be any, that would reign and take up all the time, let him find means to take them off, and to bring others on; as musicians use to do, with those that dance too long galliards.
NAR: Sometimes people talk as if they are experts, and then you find out they are just newcomers.
Bacon: If you dissemble, sometimes, your knowledge of that you are thought to know, you shall be thought, another time, to know that you know not.
NAR: Very few talk of themselves, though. Not sure if that is bad or good.
Bacon: Speech of a man’s self ought to be seldom, and well chosen. I knew one, was wont to say in scorn, He must needs be a wise man, he speaks so much of himself: and there is but one case, wherein a man may commend himself with good grace; and that is in commending virtue in another; especially if it be such a virtue, whereunto himself pretendeth.
NAR: Yes, milord, we compliment people as often as possible. Luckily we haven’t had much flaming on this site, as it happens. People try not to be too personal. Rather a civil crowd, not the usual blog rabble throwing raw vegetables at the stage and each other.
Bacon: Speech of touch towards others, should be sparingly used; for discourse ought to be as a field, without coming home to any man. I knew two noblemen, of the west part of England, whereof the one was given to scoff, but kept ever royal cheer in his house; the other would ask, of those that had been at the other’s table, Tell truly, was there never a flout or dry blow given? To which the guest would answer, Such and such a thing passed. The lord would say, I thought, he would mar a good dinner.
NAR: Not sure what that story means. We will have to think about that. Does it make any sense at all, except for the first sentence? But tell us, shouldn’t truth take precedence over tact, do you think? As a man of science, presumably you think it should.
Bacon: Discretion of speech, is more than eloquence; and to speak agreeably to him, with whom we deal, is more than to speak in good words, or in good order.
NAR: Oh. Well, should we encourage posters to be short and sweet, or to explain fully so that all can understand?
Bacon: A good continued speech, without a good speech of interlocution, shows slowness: and a good reply or second speech, without a good settled speech, showeth shallowness and weakness. As we see in beasts, that those that are weakest in the course, are yet nimblest in the turn; as it is betwixt the greyhound and the hare. To use too many circumstances, ere one come to the matter, is wearisome; to use none at all, is blunt.
NAR: Well, milord, that sounds like wisdom, but we need a little time to digest it. And we hear You Got Mail. So thank you for calling back. It has been very useful. But tell us, one final question, is it all cakes and ale in Heaven, or does it get tedious rather quickly? Is there sex?
At this point, unfortunately. the line was interrupted, possibly through divine intervention, so we never found out the answer to that question.

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